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I'm so buying this shirt... [12 Apr 2007|10:05pm]
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Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do. [24 Jan 2007|02:12pm]
[ mood | Gangster ]

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Today.. [19 Jan 2007|11:41pm]

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I'm done being emo [14 Dec 2006|01:47pm]
[ mood | horny ]

and I'm going to 7-11 to buy some hot dogs.

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Tonight... [13 Dec 2006|04:22am]
Tonight, for the first time in nearly four years I prayed. I don't know who I prayed to but I figure, being an agnostic I don't deny the existence of God, so if by chance there is someone up there, I wasn't wasting my time.
I'm glad I've decided to major in History, I think a lot of problems can be avoided by looking into history and listening to the people who have lived their lives before us. A certain Irish grandfather once said "Boy, don't get involved with the ladies they will always let you down. Whiskey boy, well that'll never let you down." The more and more I try to avoid his philosophy the more and more things get fucked up, two weeks ago I thought things couldn't get worse relationship-wise, I was wrong. That wise old man died without a woman at his side, but he died happy. Why can't I be happy like that? I guess we're just two different people.
Don't be sorry, I'd forgive you for anything.

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Instead of studying for my two finals tomorrow... [12 Dec 2006|08:34pm]
Today, while traveling to Ferndale I saw three padiddles in a row, then another two cars back. This was unfortunate, because my car was full of snowboard equipment, not hot brazillian lingerie models.

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SNOWBOARDING!!1 [05 Dec 2006|12:01am]
Was four and a half hours of euphoria, I love it.

Want to know what I don't love?

Hitting black ice on I-75, spinning out and smacking the guardrail in your mom's car. That sucks.

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I TAKE BACK M LAST ENTRY!!! [02 Dec 2006|04:14pm]
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OMGGG THANK HYOU FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER THANK YOUU!!! YOUR NAME WILL FOREVER BE PRAISED THROUGH THE AGES!!11

::cries::

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Why the hell not? [02 Dec 2006|03:06pm]
So I guess LJ is coming back into the picture of teenage culture again, not a big suprise seeing as history is cyclic. After breaking my WoW addiction I need hobbies and such here in the boring IRL world to keep me busy, LJ is my first attempt at finding life after love.
This lack of snow will ruin me, day after day I wake up and run to the window in hopes of seeing that glittering sea of virgin white covering the world outside. It's almost unreal how badly I want to snowboard, my season pass has gone unused for far too long, it's about time Old Man Winter got his rear in gear.

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OWN3D [30 Jul 2006|10:13pm]
[ mood | good ]

Mel Gibson, director and producer of "The Passion of the Christ" is a flamboyant Christian. Apparently he's also fucking hardcore too, he got arrested a few days ago for drunk driving and then cussed out the cops with a bunch of racial slurrs and sexist remarks. All I can say is, I want to party with Mel! Seriously, I bet he can party like no other, I'm sure the whole Christian thing is a show and I bet Mel throws the most insane keggers with tons of bitches, fights, and sex. I know for sure, next time I throw a party Mel is going to be on the VIP list.

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I haven't been here in a while..... [24 Jul 2006|01:55pm]
[ mood | tired ]

I miss LJ, it was a great place to vent, and get up to date on other peoples boring lives. Personally, I don't like posting about my boring life, but when I have a story worth noting I'll post it. In case you're not the kind of person to read the mood icons people post, let me tell you I'm really tired right now. This is due to an experience of mine that took place about half an hour ago. After my late concert last night I had some trouble sleeping, and kept waking up then slowly drifting back into sleep. This morning, as I was drinking fruit smoothies with the kool-aid pitcher monster I was brought to a rude awakening by a tickle on my leg. You all know the feeling, when you wake up and you're not alone. When I woke up, I was not alone. There was for sure one of Satan's little friends caressing my right leg with it's 10 appendages searching for a soft spot, a weakness possibly my throat area for a place to initiate it's suprise attack and kill me. I thought fast, and ahead. I came the conclusion that the demon came to my bed to kill me, then lay it's eggs in my eyes and move on to it's next victim. I did what seemed natural, I screamed like a 13 year old girl being murdered. I screamed louder than that, fell out of bed and scrambled to my feet. Once I had my balance I immediatly started planning retalliation, I had the upper ground, but the bug had the element of suprise. This was no ordinary bug, obviously skilled in the art of warfare and probably trained professionally by al-queida, scientologists or some alien race from another dimension. I made my first move, and ripped off the first layer of covers revealing nothing, I struck again removing the second layer and still revealing nothing and made my final attempt to wipe the fiend from existence but alas, it had escaped. I've decided it had to have used some device exploiting quantum-teleportation to open a wyrmhole and retreat to it's layer. I know somewhere, this bug is still lurking planning it's next attack. I will not sleep, until I have it's head on a toothpick at the foot of my bed to serve as a warning to other archfiends who want to fuck with me.

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Want to see something that's sick? [19 Jan 2006|12:31pm]
[ mood | WHAT? ]

www.Godhatesfags.com

Give them a piece of your mind, or put razor blades in their food.

As my ex-youth pastor once said...
"God's going to take us all to Heaven one day, I just wish he'd take some up a little early"

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Thanks Charles... [18 Jan 2006|05:34pm]
[ mood | none ]

I can indeed hardly see how anyone ought to wish Christianity to be true; for if so the plain language of the text seems to show that the men who do not believe, and this would include my father, brother and almost all my best friends, will be everlastingly punished.

And this is a damnable doctrine.

-Charles Darwin

I read this and had to post it.

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Happy Election day! [08 Nov 2005|04:24pm]
[ mood | peaceful ]

If Kwame wins the Detroit elections again, I'm going to have no sympothy for that city. His approval ratings are sky high how? Everybody knows he's corrupt, he even apoligized for it right before he denied it. Detroit would be better off in complete anarchy. In other news, today my mom gave me like nine condoms.

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420 ALL FUCKING YEAR [05 Nov 2005|07:11am]
[ mood | amused ]

Now they are voting to legalize FUCK pot in ASS ferndale as a medicinal use, for people SHIT with neurological disorders. ::twitches:: CUNT

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420 ALL DAY LONG [04 Nov 2005|10:19pm]
Word on the street is that Denver voted on tuesday to legalize pot, and the bill passed legalizing it for adults. Has anybody else heard anything about this? If so, elaborate please.

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Thank you Microsoft... [08 Oct 2005|08:04pm]
[ mood | content ]

And thank you Bungie studios for making my life complete. Halo 2 on Xbox live has filled the hole in my heart, which was left gaping wide for so long. I love video games.

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Myspace sucks... [02 Oct 2005|07:13pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

I decided I honestly like Livejournal more than I like Myspace. Reason being, Myspace is just a bunch of slutty ass girls taking pictures of themselves from the angle that makes their boobs look big and their stomach look small, so the guys who flex the wee little six pack that lives on their stomach can comment asking her to hook up. Fuck Myspace. Fuck Trashy people also.

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HAPPY 1 MONTH!!! [14 Sep 2005|05:59pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I would like to congradulate Nehal and Shane on their first month of going out! I'm so happy for you guys you're a great couple, and I know you will be together for many more months to come. Cheers!

<3jake

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Anybody interested in buying a computer? [27 Jul 2005|07:15pm]
I think I'm selling my computer, I'm not 100% if I want to let it go yet but I need a laptop as I'm moving. anyway I'm guessing I want to sell it for like 600.

specs:

1.9 ghz processor
128mb nvidia 5600 video card
512 RAM
80 gig hard drive

It's not a shitty ass slow cock-sucking dell.

Then it's got the standard 24x CD drive, a floppy drive, like 6 USB ports or some shit, an ethernet jack, and that shit. I'm not sure if I'm selling it anytime soon or what, so nothing's in stone but if you're interested, than know this.... It hasn't failed me yet, it plays BF2 (my guess the hardest game to run out to date) to my standard with graphics set pretty high. I'll re-format it for you so you don't have to deal with any of my shit, and help you out with it if it gives you any problems becuase I know it like the back of my hands, having built it. You also get all the cords and shit that it needs. I might also sell my 22 inch monster-ass monitor for like 50 bucks extra, along with the keyboard and mouse.

Again, this isn't in stone yet, but if anybody's interested, drop me a line.

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